"In the great one bedroom There was a cell phone Cursed with doom And a picture of falls latest fashion Boom! And there were three creepy bills And a bottle of pills (anti-depressants) And two double AA batteries And a handful of cavities." In the same style as "Goodnight Moon" comes "Goodnight Single Mom," a woeful tale from sleepless mothers everywhere. The book is an illustrated adult humor book by Sarah Fader and Jennifer Guinyard, both successful single mothers living in Brooklyn. In what universe do single mothers get to sleep? Not in any I've been to. This book provides a variety of coping mechanisms to sleep-deprived single moms everywhere including candy, vibrators, and fashion magazines. Got a bill? Avoid it. He won't call? Throw your phone in the toilet. Your kid wants another song? Take a chill pill and hope for the best. Good morning, caffeine! It's all all starting to make sense. **We need your help to launch this important adult humor book.** We're self-publishing (with Amazon CreateSpace) and we have an amazing illustrator (Shari Ryan). We plan on doing a large media tour for this book. Please donate you can make toward this fun and important project. The single mom authors: Jennifer Guinyard LMSW is a single mom living in Brooklyn. She has been featured on Your Tango and XO Jane. When she is not running after her rambunctious boy, you can find her highly caffeinated and over-analyzing text messages at her local coffee shop. Sarah Fader is the CEO and Founder of Stigma Fighters, a non-profit organization that encourages individuals with mental illness to share their personal stories. She has been featured in The Washington Post, The Atlantic, Quartz, Psychology Today, The Huffington Post, HuffPost Live, and Good Day New York. Sarah